じゃれマガ

I thought my wife was going to kill me.
I was sitting at my laptop computer, and all of a sudden she said, "I
think I'm going to shoot you."
"What did I do wrong?" I asked.
She looked puzzled, so I asked why she was going to shoot me.
She said, "I'm not going to shoot you. I'm going to shuuchuu."
She was talking about a big post office called the "shuuchuukyoku."
I misunderstood her because she mixed Japanese with English.

I thought that it is not easy to catch mixed Japanese with English for foreighner.